Woman Attacks Boyfriend with Frozen Steak

Lessons learned from Louisiana:

1. Buy Floaties, just do it. 

 Suck it, Poseidon. 

                2. This is America, and this:

Is just fine.

 

                    3. Leave room in the freezer for the Tequila.

Or Edna here might kill you.

That's Edna Verdin, a 47 year old Louisiana woman who hates steak and loves tequila. On Sunday night she discovered that her bottle of Tequila Rose wasn't going to fit in the freezer. She then found an appropriate solution to the problem, removing a large frozen steak and launching it at her 51 year old boyfriend Jerry Voison. 

Her sobriety here is obviously uncontested here, and I don't just mean the apparent irritability or the insane mood swings, but her accuracy. The frozen meat hits Jerry directly in the face, opening a gash large enough for him to summon the authorities (which in this case I assume brought Dog The Bounty Hunter) to take her away.

"Edna, You need Jesus bra."

Edna was arrested for aggravated battery, but is currently out on bail. The condition of Jerry is unknown, though reports maintain that the steak was unharmed. Her judge must be a vegetarian, because where I come from, abusing steak is only paralleled by beating your children or voting Democrat.